Oh the joy.....

I have so much to tell about...i just don't know how much patience i have to get it all out today.... lets start from wednesday.... shall we...
we had plans to have thanksgiving dinner with our neighbors....for weeks we've had the plans...if not months.... well... i get a text wednesday saying she's got strep and we have to postpone dinner... i was all upset... becuase i didn't plan anything else and i didn't buy food or anything... so i decide last minute to look for an unfrozen turkey... and go fight the rush at the store... get everything i need, get started working on stuff...got the potatoes peeled, got the ends snapped off the string beans and seasoned... got the turkey seasoned and into the over to slow cook all night... we get up the next morning... decide since we won't be eating for a long time to go to ihop... the banana bread french toast is amazing and for a limited time... so i was like okay.... so we go... my banana bread french toast had no bananas on it... pissy... they had to send someone to walmart to get them... took forever... but i got them ... the french toast was cold but still good.... just finished eating and get a text from the neighbor saying she feels better and shouldn't be contagious anymore after being on the antibiotics for 24 hours and started the turkey and everything for thanksgiving dinner... and if we could please still come... so i'm like pissy... but i agree.... we have a good relationship with them... and so i figured i could just make mine the next day... well... gary and joe started drinking... and smoking... and chewing... and smoking cubans... then out came the jim beam... omg.... they got so freaking trashed.... i had to go and get gary from the neighbors because i wanted to go black friday shopping becuaSe i'd never been before... he's so drunk.. but i figure it will be okay becuase the kids are sleeping and i know that i'll be back before the kids wake up.... so i went to walmart at midnight... it was quite the experience...i got some good stuff... but wow.... that was insane... came home ... i wanted to go to target.. but i figured i'd wait a little bit... so i come home to drop off the shit i got at walmart so it woudln't get stolen at target... come in and see gary sleeping on the couch covered in vomit.... i don't do vomit... EVERYONE knows it... so i bolt...i stood outside target for 2 hours in 10 degree weather because it was better than being in the vomit house.... get some cool stuff there too and decide to venture back home... .sigh... wishing the house was not the way i saw it when i came home before... and it wasn't...it was much worse... i guess he woke up while i was gone and took off all his puke covered clothes and threw them all over the living room... i dunno... madison was awake and crying.... i was like fuck this... grabbed her... woke up ben .... went to mcdonalds... tried to text the neighbor to see if we could come over there.. but she never answered... i was going to text amber to see if we could go to her house.. but with her living with her boyfriend i just decided not to and to go to a hotel..i was exhausted from being awake... i couldn't deal... so i checked into a hotel.. and me and the kids napped.... woke up... went to starbucks... the nissan dealership to order some parts.... barnes and nobles and chick fil a... then to amber's for a while.. finally gary called and said he was awake and had cleaned everything up.. (he knows i can't deal) and to make sure i had the kids.... i'd fucking sure hope i had the kids! wtf! so i was going to keep the hotel room and me and ben were going to go have a little staycation kinda thing.. but gary wanted to go so we all went... it wasn't great.... i called pizza hut to order the cheesy bites pizza... all i wanted... so after an hour it comes...it's soooo cooked i wouldn't eat it... you couldn't even get the slices apart...so i called to bitch... we'll send you another one... okay... well that was around 645 i think.... at 745 i called to see when it was going to be there becuase the kids were tired... the bitch was so dumb... said probably around 8... at 835 i called back... well ma'am.... the delivery time is 80 minutes... so it should be there at 745....ok.. well its 835....right so its not there yet... it will be there soon... right..... 915 i call... no one knows where my pizza is... they'll make me one and send it over... ARE YOU SERIOUS.... madison and ben were both overly starving and screaming and whining and it was horrible.... finally the pizza came around 10...i couldn't eat it...i can't eat pizza real late because of my acid reflux.... ben had gotten himself all worked up crying and screaming and his stomach hurt so he wouldn't eat... madison was too tired to eat... and gary ate the burnt pizza... horrible... so everyone goes to bed..... i was so tired i couldn't sleep.... finally fell asleep.. felt like 2 minutes and it was 4 and madison was awake crying... so i get her and put her in bed with me and gary... but she won't stop poking and clawing at us... so he gets up and gets in ben's bed.... ben wakes up all pissed that gary's in his bed... so he starts whining and lays on the floor... we get up and eat breakfast.... hang out in the room for a while... pack up and go to starbucks then home.... get madison to sleep... take ben to a friends house and we got our lights up... after a trip to walmart of course.... always need something... in this case staples.... then had to go get ben... return this nook cover i bought the day before that i didn't like... grabbed some dinner and came home...ate and played on the computer for a little bit... went to sleep around 1030...slept good until gary came to bed... woke up at 1030.....yes for real... woke up and cooked all morning.. thanksgiving dinner that we never had.... i made turkey... homemade mashed potatoes... stuffing... gravy... mac n cheese, rolls, green beans and cranberry sauce... gary and me and madison liked it... ben wouldn't eat anything but the greenbeans and cranberry sauce and roll... wouldn't even try any of the shit i cooked... pissed me off so bad.. he ate the neighbors food... fake... out of a box... but wouldn't even try mine... fucking asshole... so another day of him being so annoying and irritating... leads to him humming loudly on the couch... after i just told him to stop a few minutes before.... and i tell him to stop it... he goes i'm humming... and i go i know... STOP it... he goes THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU...... that's great... go to your room... he goes in for like 2 minutes and tries to come out... fuck that.. go back to your room and don't come out until someone tells you to... so...gary went in to get him for a shower... and ben's mad becuase i didn't give him a warning before i yelled at him... fuck that... yes i did for one... and he's 6....not 2 or 3.... i made madison a plate of dinner... told gary to deal with ben... and i think after i put her to bed i'm going to bed.... have had a very stressful few days... wish i was going on a vacation soon :(